Watch out for the oil spills!
BoredMy own bar when I stop working

I am really concerned about my future.Right now I am studying at Leonardo da Vinci.Classes are very difficult,but I am studying hard because I want to be a doctor,I hope I work for a private company,but I don´t want to work for the governanment because they don´t pay a lot of money.I don´t want to get married and I don´t want to have children,but if I have I will take my girlfriend to an abortion clinic.When I stop working I would like to have enough money to build a bar with a lot of women´s dancing like the USA in 1922.
DeadThe terrorist named Goldilocks

Once upon a time there was a little girl named Goldilocks she was very curius.So one day she went to the forest and saw a cottage,she found three bowls of porridge and she tasted all the three,but she ate the little porridge because it wasn't so cold or so hot,but she didn't know that three bears lived there and when they saw her eating the porridge they got angry and attacked her,but she was a terrorist.So she got her machine gun,her shotgun and her bazooka and Killed all the three.
Moral of story:Don't understimate little girls.
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